My Husband Gave Me the BEST Porn Star Name!
If you follow her on Instagram, you know that Jessica Simpson’s sex life is open for public scrutiny.
Obviously, those Jessica Simpson sex tape rumors turned out to be false, but the singer-turned-actress-turned-shiller-of-overpriced-handbags has basically done everything just short of posting footage of her and her husband gettin’ it on.
She’s talked about the size of Eric Johnson’s penis.
She’s posted S&M photos inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey.
And now, she’s thanking her husband for bestowing her the most precious of gifts:
Obviously, we’re talking about a stellar porn star name.
Yesterday, Jess posted the photo below to her Instagram page:
In the caption, she thanked the former NFL tight end for blessing her with an alliterative moniker that would be right at home at the AVN Awards:
"Happy Birthday Eric Johnson!!!," she wrote.
"Thank you for giving me the sexiest porn star name. Love, your wife, Jessica Johnson."
Yes, Jessica doesn’t need to play the "street you grew up on, plus the name of your first pet" game to come up with a top-notch nom de boning on camera.
Her married name already has it all, including a healthy dose of dong innuendo.
If after all her latest revelations, you still find yourself wondering what’s going on in Jessica’s sex life these days, don’t worry….
…she’s got more inside info for you!
In her recent interview with Women’s Health, we learned that Jessica nearly got a breast reduction last year.
But she decided against it after coming to an important realization.
It turns out her husband likes her giant breasts.
"I thought I was going to get a breast reduction," Jess told the mag.
"After having kids, I look at myself and I’m like, you know what, my boobs are actually really big, but I like how they are. They’re an asset, and Eric loves them still."
Wow, that must have been a tough thing for him to admit.
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VIEW GALLERYWe imagine shortly thereafter, Eric revealed that he also enjoys sleeping and eating food, and is a firm believer that water is wet.
So brave.
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